Ron Mexico
Those of you that follow the NFL are probably familiar with Michael Vick. He’s recently been accused of knowingly giving a Georgian woman the Herpes Simplex 2 virus. We haven’t heard Vick’s side of the story yet, so the allegations should be taken with a large grain of salt.
What’s funny about this case isn’t the herpes, rather it’s that the same woman claims Vick repeatedly used the alias Ron Mexico when he allegedly went in for testing and treatment. As a result, the NFL has banned the name Mexico from being used for customized jerseys, a real guy named Ron Mexico has been harassed by the media, and sports fans everywhere are thinking of their own Ron Mexico names. Having trouble thinking of your own funny Name Place combination? Try this site, which generates them for you. So, what’s my name? Buster Belarus, of course. What’s yours?
April 19th, 2005 at 12:14 pm
Franc Johnston Atoll!
April 19th, 2005 at 12:19 pm
Estelle Libya…still not as much fun as Clearly Cambodian though : )
April 19th, 2005 at 1:24 pm
Pedro Uzbekestan. Time to go boil me up some political dissidents.
April 19th, 2005 at 10:16 pm
Victoria Greenland…spooky.
April 19th, 2005 at 10:27 pm
Clearly Cambodian was a good one.
April 19th, 2005 at 10:59 pm
Pete,
It’s good, but it’s not nearly as good as Sonny Spain or Peter Sudan.
April 20th, 2005 at 8:27 am
Rhonda Vietnam.
April 20th, 2005 at 9:08 am
Danny Canada.
That pisses me off.
April 20th, 2005 at 9:18 am
Jean-Claude Ontario!!! lol
April 20th, 2005 at 2:12 pm
Richard McGee = John Mullet Gibraltar
April 20th, 2005 at 4:46 pm
I am Jon Congo. Back off, bitches.
April 20th, 2005 at 4:58 pm
“I’m Jon Congo, bitch.” Definitely has a ring to it.
April 20th, 2005 at 5:30 pm
I am Pandora Bolivia. Give me my STD medication, and I’ll be on my way!
That’s it. Pandora Bolivia is a much better HATE name than Chesty Rockwell.
April 20th, 2005 at 6:27 pm
Ivan Montserrat, chumps.
April 20th, 2005 at 11:28 pm
Ladies, say hello to Lex Luxembourg.
April 21st, 2005 at 3:02 am
Robb Ethiopia or Boy Austrailia
April 21st, 2005 at 1:41 pm
How would one rob Ethiopia? There’s nothing there!
ZING!
April 21st, 2005 at 8:05 pm
HA! Fausto Tanzania!
April 21st, 2005 at 8:06 pm
HA! Fausto Tanzania!
April 21st, 2005 at 8:31 pm
So I really wasn’t going to participate in this… but then I typed in my name. Alexander Djibouti. Copy? Alexander Djibouti. Yeah, pretty much gets no doper than that.
April 21st, 2005 at 8:32 pm
So I really wasn’t going to participate in this… but then I typed in my name. Alexander Djibouti. Copy? Alexander Djibouti. Yeah, pretty much gets no doper than that.
April 21st, 2005 at 8:38 pm
Well… clearly I was a little overzealous hitting the post button. But the fucking thing wasn’t loading.
Alexander Djibouti. Fuckin’ A!
April 21st, 2005 at 10:10 pm
I was hoping for something involving Quatar. Anyone get Quatar yet?
April 22nd, 2005 at 2:47 am
Or even Qatar…
April 22nd, 2005 at 9:47 am
I refuse to accept a Q without a “u” behind it. I insist that Qatar does not adequately represent itself, and shall be called/spelled Quatar. I take offense to your insistence on spelling Quatar Qatar. Hate monger!
April 22nd, 2005 at 1:39 pm
I’ve yet to see UAE either.
May 16th, 2005 at 5:08 pm
I’m sonny argentina
June 21st, 2005 at 10:24 am
xavier ecuador here!
August 15th, 2006 at 6:35 pm
Giorgio Austria checking in. Como Estas, bitches?