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Ron Mexico

Those of you that follow the NFL are probably familiar with Michael Vick. He’s recently been accused of knowingly giving a Georgian woman the Herpes Simplex 2 virus. We haven’t heard Vick’s side of the story yet, so the allegations should be taken with a large grain of salt.

What’s funny about this case isn’t the herpes, rather it’s that the same woman claims Vick repeatedly used the alias Ron Mexico when he allegedly went in for testing and treatment. As a result, the NFL has banned the name Mexico from being used for customized jerseys, a real guy named Ron Mexico has been harassed by the media, and sports fans everywhere are thinking of their own Ron Mexico names. Having trouble thinking of your own funny Name Place combination? Try this site, which generates them for you. So, what’s my name? Buster Belarus, of course. What’s yours?

  1. Jerry H. says:

    Giorgio Austria checking in. Como Estas, bitches?

  2. mike says:

    xavier ecuador here!

  3. Tony says:

    I’m sonny argentina

  4. Timothy says:

    I’ve yet to see UAE either.

  5. Melissa says:

    I refuse to accept a Q without a “u” behind it. I insist that Qatar does not adequately represent itself, and shall be called/spelled Quatar. I take offense to your insistence on spelling Quatar Qatar. Hate monger!

  6. Stan says:

    Or even Qatar…

  7. Melissa says:

    I was hoping for something involving Quatar. Anyone get Quatar yet?

  8. Pete says:

    Well… clearly I was a little overzealous hitting the post button. But the fucking thing wasn’t loading.

    Alexander Djibouti. Fuckin’ A!

  9. Pete says:

    So I really wasn’t going to participate in this… but then I typed in my name. Alexander Djibouti. Copy? Alexander Djibouti. Yeah, pretty much gets no doper than that.

  10. Pete says:

    So I really wasn’t going to participate in this… but then I typed in my name. Alexander Djibouti. Copy? Alexander Djibouti. Yeah, pretty much gets no doper than that.

  11. Josh M. says:

    HA! Fausto Tanzania!

  12. Josh M. says:

    HA! Fausto Tanzania!

  13. Timothy says:

    How would one rob Ethiopia? There’s nothing there!

    ZING!

  14. Stan says:

    Robb Ethiopia or Boy Austrailia

  15. Sho says:

    Ladies, say hello to Lex Luxembourg.

  16. Timothy says:

    Ivan Montserrat, chumps.

  17. Melissa says:

    I am Pandora Bolivia. Give me my STD medication, and I’ll be on my way!

    That’s it. Pandora Bolivia is a much better HATE name than Chesty Rockwell.

  18. Clint says:

    “I’m Jon Congo, bitch.” Definitely has a ring to it.

  19. Chris says:

    I am Jon Congo. Back off, bitches.

  20. Anonymous says:

    Richard McGee = John Mullet Gibraltar

  21. Andy D. says:

    Jean-Claude Ontario!!! lol

  22. Clint says:

    Danny Canada.

    That pisses me off.

  23. Rhonda says:

    Rhonda Vietnam.

  24. Ian says:

    Pete,

    It’s good, but it’s not nearly as good as Sonny Spain or Peter Sudan.

  25. Pete says:

    Clearly Cambodian was a good one.

  26. emily says:

    Victoria Greenland…spooky.

  27. Casey says:

    Pedro Uzbekestan. Time to go boil me up some political dissidents.

  28. Marla says:

    Estelle Libya…still not as much fun as Clearly Cambodian though : )

  29. Danimal says:

    Franc Johnston Atoll!

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