If You Show Me Yours, I’ll Show You Mine
College basketball fans, what are your picks for the Final Four and National Championship?
Here are mine:
Men’s Final Four:
Illinois vs. Louisville
UNC vs. Kentucky
Men’s Final:
UNC vs. Illinois
Women’s Final Four:
LSU vs. Minnesota
Tennessee vs. Connecticut
Women’s Final:
LSU vs. Tennessee
Indulge yourself in criticising the unoriginality and homerism of my picks.


March 17th, 2005 at 7:32 am
What is this “basketball” of which you speak?
March 17th, 2005 at 8:23 am
I only watch sports that involve players that steal gay sheep. “Fa” with your basketball.
March 17th, 2005 at 11:11 am
I’ve got my picks. Winner in brackets:
Mens:
UAB vs. [Wake Forest]
[UCONN] vs. Cinci
Final:
Wake Forest vs. [UCONN]
Womens:
LSU vs. [Minnesota]
[Tennessee] vs. Stanford
Final:
[Minnesota] vs. Tennessee
March 17th, 2005 at 1:13 pm
GO BLAZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 17th, 2005 at 1:55 pm
I dreamt about your damned brackets last night.
An Arab man dressed in plaid issued a fatwa against me because he didn’t believe that Fairleigh Dickinson was a real team.
I hope you’re happy.
March 17th, 2005 at 4:05 pm
Basketball, Schmasketball. My picks:
Booze:
wine vs. [beer]
[vodka] vs. rum
Final:
beer vs. [vodka]
Shopping:
Clinique vs. [new shoes and Pearatin]
[panties] vs. lipstick
Final:
[new shoes and Pearatin] vs. [new Bumble and Bumble product]…I still can’t decide. Better to call it a tie and get both.
March 17th, 2005 at 4:32 pm
Sports are a welcome reprieve from the usual realm of politics covered on my blog (except today, where Congress is attempting to compete with the NCAAs by holding its ludicrous steroid hearing).
Blazer-South fan, you’re nutz! I like UAB in the first rd. but they won’t get past Arizona. My final four:
[Illini]-Gonzaga
[NC}-Mich. St.
[Illini as national champs]
Women’s I don’t pretent to folo but go DUCKS!
March 17th, 2005 at 4:33 pm
Leave it to a woman to change the topic of a March Madness message to Panties and Shoes. WTF is Pearatin anyway.. is that a new type of barbiturate I’m unaware of? I could understand if it was grouped with the panties, I mean that makes sense.. but I don’t understand it with the shoes.
March 17th, 2005 at 5:08 pm
andrew:
I’m “nutz”? Maybe so, but it’s not for supporting UAB, which I don’t think I’ve ever done. I was referring to the Portland Trail BLAZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, for Chrissake. For this, of course I am “nutz.”
GO BLAZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 17th, 2005 at 5:56 pm
Clint: Google it.
March 17th, 2005 at 8:05 pm
Call me a sexist jerk if you must (and I’m sure somebody will even if I add this note), but I didn’t think once about the womens’ tourney when filling out my brackets for the office pool (I’ve got Arizona going to the Final Four — there’s a bit of homerism for you). In fact, none of my female co-workers even so much as mentioned the Womens’ NCAA tournament. I only know the UConn women won last year because both UConn teams won.
For what it’s worth, I have UNC winning it all.
March 17th, 2005 at 8:21 pm
You can force colleges to have teams, but you can’t force people to watch or care.
March 18th, 2005 at 1:18 am
Speaking of womens’ basketball, I just saw Jody Runge at the Goose Hollow. She’s still sporting the same hair…
strange…