Comments on: Vagitation Continued (Hidden Message Edition)

By: Timothy

Timothy — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 21:14:44 +0000

I can get myself off pretty fast, ja. But I was thinking that if you’re not spending more than 15 minutes on your partner you’re a selfish jackass.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 20:55:10 +0000

You can send that $20 to the office. If it isn’t there in 15 mintues, there will be consequences.
One calorie = 4.18400 Joules. Link is not work appropriate

By: Clint T.

Clint T. — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 20:33:01 +0000

I was talking about self-pleasing techniques. If it takes you longer than 15 minutes, I’ll personally contribute $20 towards the ‘Silver-Bullet-For-Mel’ fund. If it takes Tim longer than 15 minutes he’s lying or gets interrupted a lot.

By: Timothy

Timothy — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 18:52:35 +0000

I was thinking the same thing.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 17:54:15 +0000

“playing with them for 15 minutes will not making me climax.”

15 minutes? If we’re relating nipples to clitori, it had better be longer than that.

By: Clint T.

Clint T. — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 17:22:38 +0000

“Although, if Discovery Health Channel is to be believed, female orgasm moves the cervical opening in such a way as to increase the likelihood of impregnation.”

Yea, I’ve read/seen the same thing. As far as males nipples go.. we do have the underdeveloped ability to lactate, and as far as a clitori reference.. my nipples are probably more sensitive than most (yes, you did want to know that), but I can damn well guarantee you playing with them for 15 minutes will not making me climax.

By: Timothy

Timothy — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 16:41:52 +0000

I’ve never heard of a “niptoral hood”, so I’m guessing no.

By: Andy D

Andy D — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 16:14:13 +0000

so very wrong..and no!

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 14:44:42 +0000

“I’d like to refute this thusly: Male nipples.”

I agree. I dated a guy long, long ago, who had pierced nipples for that exact purpose. Now, extend that: are men’s nipples the equivalent of having two clitori on your chest?

By: Timothy

Timothy — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 14:29:54 +0000

Although, if Discovery Health Channel is to be believed, female orgasm moves the cervical opening in such a way as to increase the likelihood of impregnation.

By: Timothy

Timothy — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 14:28:31 +0000

Men can lactate, excess abuse of pot sometimes causes this, as does gynochimastia.

By: Stan

Stan — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 14:26:01 +0000

Something that always bothered me in the introduction to the Vagina Monologues, where it makes the claim that the clitoris is the only organ in the human body who’s sole purpose is (sexual) pleasure.

I’d like to refute this thusly:

Male nipples.

By: Big M

Big M — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 01:21:24 +0000

By: Timothy

Timothy — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 23:06:30 +0000

Rather, people who wish to become sexually aroused ever again.

By: Timothy

Timothy — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 23:06:05 +0000

People.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 20:52:02 +0000

I must admit that I’m terribly disappointed that I missed Anne Leavitt’s monologue, about a woman’s first orgasm. The monologue was titled “The Flood”.

So for those of you at home, create a visual picture out of these terms: Anne Leavitt, orgasm and “The Flood”. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

By: Danimal

Danimal — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 19:56:57 +0000

Well, come back for the 10 o’clock show if you want me to go blue.

By: Clint T.

Clint T. — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 19:43:43 +0000

::mild applause::

By: Danimal

Danimal — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 19:37:00 +0000

When she said that, Mayor Piercy was actually referring to her first City Council meeting.

{rimshot!}

Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.

By: Clint T.

Clint T. — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 17:01:42 +0000

Can someone make a joke out of this for me?

“Do you realize what an honor it is for the mayor to participate in an amateur theatrical production?”

I mean, by itself it already made me laugh.. but I know someone’s got something to juice it up a bit.