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A Man Walks Into a Bar…

I hope this doesn’t give any of you ideas.

You know your alcoholism has gone too far when you can’t ingest it, but use…er…other methods of increasing your BAC.

Although it is against my better judgment, this must be said: Bottoms up!

Update: he wasn’t addicted to alcohol, oh no. He was addicted to enemas.