Good News!
Former OC contributor Brian Boone is alive and well. And he’s rocking the hell out of PITTSBURGH. Make sure you cacth him next Sunday at the HARD ROCK CAF� Station Square (412) 481-7625 Doors open @ 8:30pm With David Gamble and opening act marklane. Advanced Tickets $5.00 from performers @ shows.
But enough of this nonsense. It’s New Years Eve! I’m clearly already drunk! Or maybe you’re the drunk one. Who do you think you are anyway? Nobody, that’s who.
January 4th, 2005 at 9:18 pm
In related news, a former OC contributor totally took two hits of ecstasy and fucked some chick from Tiller for six hours on New Years. Way to go Zach, I guess a little thing like “consent” won’t stop the determined.
January 4th, 2005 at 9:24 pm
NAY! He was never a contributor, AP columnist only.
January 5th, 2005 at 2:46 am
He was a doctor Tim, and he offered to save your life. Jeez.
January 5th, 2005 at 4:31 am
Still doesn’t make him a contributor, it’s only me after all.
January 16th, 2005 at 12:00 am
It really was more like five and a half.
January 18th, 2005 at 6:25 am
As long as it didn’t involve “hate fucking” an underage Russian girl I’m all for it.
Way to go, Zach.