New Issue
Im at home, kicking back with my favorite Christmas gift, a 24 pack of Corona (I love my family). Theres a James Bond movie on Spike TV and Im feeling that warm inner glow that comes only when youre able to stop the shakes long enough to forget the worries in your life and enjoy the greater, simpler things, like over-priced Mexican beer and violence-tinged British misogyny.
Of course this means the new issue is online. Otherwise I would be crying softly to myself or drinking rubbing alcohol or possibly Big Bear. Were trying to streamline the website, so if you click the image to your right you will automatically download a PDF of the newest issue. Its filled with thrills, spills, copious nudity, and gratuitous puppy bludgeoning (this will be edited out for the print edition).
Enjoy the new issue and have a happy New Year. Im Chinese, so my New Year is on February 9th this year. Its the year of the rooster, so you know what that means go cocks!
December 30th, 2004 at 12:52 am
Apparently, there are a couple of mistakes with the current online edition (I uploaded an earlier version with a couple of stupid errors). Anyway, these problems are known to me and they will be fixed. Enjoy anyway. Cheers.
December 30th, 2004 at 12:55 am
Bravo!
December 30th, 2004 at 2:18 am
Except for the couple of moments when you can actually see my editorial process at work. Must fix!!!
December 30th, 2004 at 6:44 am
I love the staff ad, fellas, love it.
December 30th, 2004 at 7:16 am
And I hope you fix those jump tags, I keep getting lost :-).
December 30th, 2004 at 1:09 pm
Tim–
Whew. We thought you’d be mad. We’re just playing, obviously.
We’re looking forward to your triumphant return.
(jump tags = mistake I must fix when I don’t have to break into the EMU.)
December 30th, 2004 at 1:46 pm
Tyler: Hey man, I’m the one who put them on the blog. And, hey, what’s a little B&E for the sake of the magazine?
December 30th, 2004 at 2:13 pm
To my left? Are you sure?
Psst… left makes an ‘L’.
December 30th, 2004 at 3:35 pm
I forgot I had written that article. Where has the time gone?
December 30th, 2004 at 4:06 pm
Left? Oops. Yeah, the graphic will be to the right, while I believe that the “Current Issue” button on the left will be scrapped for good in order to streamline the site.
January 3rd, 2005 at 1:27 am
Of note: People were observed exiting Max’s tonight…although you guys and gals may know it’s reopened already.