And you know what? I applaud this, as your piece was patently offensive to me, a white male who’s just trying to make it in this crazy, mixed up world. I mean, who cares whether white people drive both too fast and too slow? We are still human beings, just like you, sir. If we cut ourselves on chili cans, do we not bleed? If we read Tom Clancy’s Op Center, do we not cry?

For shame, young Sho. For shame.

“I Hate Whitey” is also an exception to the rules of grammar and coherency. But, the PFC would never use it as an example of hatemongering, since it makes fun of those responsible for the oppresion of me and my family. Curse you whitey, for keeping me down and never promoting me to something better than associate editor!