Breasts with your Wings?
Get your mind out of the gutter! I’m talking about chicken! Or am I… ?
This one’s for you, Danimal:
“Hooters of America and a rival restaurant chain began arguing in federal court over who has rights to the concept of using scantily clad women to sell food and beer.”
And just to ruin whatever lovely images of Hooters Girls dance in your head:
“For want of a better expression, the Hooter girl is our Ronald McDonald.”
Ronald McDonald, Boobs… A chill of horror races down my spine at the very thought. But isn’t it nice to know that frivolous intellectual property lawsuits aren’t out of hand? God bless the legal system. And monopolies on using breasts to sell stuff.
November 19th, 2004 at 1:24 pm
Melissa-
Check out this link. Warning: you may have McDonald-themed nightmares for weeks after this. (note: actually safe for work but there’s sound)
November 19th, 2004 at 1:49 pm
Eeeek! Geez! What kind of commercial art nouveau is that?!
November 19th, 2004 at 2:40 pm
“Hooters of America and a rival restaurant chain began arguing in federal court over who has rights to the concept of using scantily clad women to sell food and beer.”
And in some alternate universe, Cafe Lucky Noodle and a rival restaurant began arguing in Lane County court over who has rights to the concept of using metrosexual men to sell food and overpriced cocktails.
November 19th, 2004 at 2:59 pm
“What kind of commercial art nouveau is that?!”
The wacky Japanese kind. There’s an ambigiously male version too.
November 19th, 2004 at 3:58 pm
Actually that’s why I go to the Cafe Lucky Noodle…mmmm. Waiters.
From the creators of
Pokemon Induced Seizures…, it’s Ronald McDonald Androgenous Couture!
I love Japanese commercials!
Explanations reserved for those in close company, I have four full VHS tapes recorded with Japanese Saturday morning television hiding out somewhere in my apartment.
November 23rd, 2004 at 1:49 pm
Please don’t ever start another sentence with “And”. Thanks.
November 23rd, 2004 at 2:02 pm
And another thing, you are a pedantic nitwit!
November 23rd, 2004 at 5:59 pm
Clearly, someone hasn’t been in a Writing 121 class lately. Try going to college. They encourage the use of “And” to start sentences. “But” has also become acceptable. Pedantic nitwit.