The damned election still hasn’t happened
But at least according to one indicator, it’s already settled. Advantage Kerry.
{Awareness raising: The “Unarmed Prophet“}
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Ah yes, but the Bush halloween mask sold better than the Kerry mask. Mixed indicators? Is the race too close to call?
Let’s not forget the astrologist from Indian, who is actually referred to as “Emperor of the Astrologists”. And I quote, “It is cosmic writ that George W. Bush cannot become president of the United States again”. How many electoral votes does jupiter have again? I forget.
Ahh yes, but a guy my dad plays golf with who’s correctly predicted every Presidential race since Truman (including Truman’s victory) is calling Bush…again, TOO CLOSE, I SAY!
Let’s ask the Magic 8-ball. That should decide it once and for all.
I think that’s what Wonkette used.
I’ve got your Magic Eight Ball right here *SNIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*