Headlines Of Splendor Department
Alternate headlines for this story gratefully accepted. My submission:
Control of actions central in walking down flight of stairs
Control of actions central in going to the shops
Control of actions central in tying of shoelaces
And so on.
October 25th, 2004 at 11:00 am
Also, “sexual relations” in the sub head? Paging Bill Clinton!
October 25th, 2004 at 1:52 pm
Control of actions central in the swimming pool
October 25th, 2004 at 3:37 pm
Control of actions central in not crapping one’s pants.
October 25th, 2004 at 3:53 pm
Control of actions central in prison
October 26th, 2004 at 8:55 am
Control of actions central in achieving inner peace, motionlessness
October 28th, 2004 at 1:36 am
Control of actions central in “Control of actions” headline suggestions such as this.