Taiwan’s Need Is Greater Than Ours
Direct your attention to this story by OC alum Ben Brown. Then direct your attention to the fifteenth comment down below. Note where it was posted from. Then go about your day, perhaps whistling a happy tune. Unless you’re in Taiwan, in which case I’d recommend that you move.


September 14th, 2004 at 4:34 pm
Oh, thanks a lot. Guess it is time to call my travel agent.
September 15th, 2004 at 12:06 pm
Here’s hoping that Taiwan doesn’t catch on and try to extradite Scottywoddydoodah back to the US. He’s on trial for crimes against grammar and logic, you know.
September 17th, 2004 at 11:00 am
Sorry, Taipei Kid. Sometimes evasive action is the only way to go.
Here’s my favorite bit: “Fear not, though, it [the “sheer idiocy that permeates the United States from time to time”] doesn’t even begin to compare to the audacity of the stupidity that is Asia from day to day.”
Proposed headline for press release: “Austin: Asia Is Also Stupid”.
September 20th, 2004 at 10:08 pm
President Bush will fix all this I’m sure. He’s the only one who can. If that frenchy Kerry wins Satan and the terorists win. We must reelect Bush!!!
4 MORE YEARS!!!!