Comments on: A Great Mind Returns

By: Marla

Marla — Thu, 22 Apr 2004 13:32:27 +0000

Wonder what high school it was. If Kyle’s writing is any indication, it must have a VERY weak English as Second Language program :)

By: Greg

Greg — Wed, 21 Apr 2004 16:05:15 +0000

My fucking god, I never thought I’d see his name in print. I went to high school with Kyle. I was friends with his big brother Garret. Garret’s erstwhile nickname was “big dickman”, and Kyle’s of course was…

In his defense though, the man shotgun a 12oz can faster than you can say, “Ewwww! Pabst!”

By: Courtney

Courtney — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 22:58:18 +0000

Kind of a zen quality to all that. You know, if zen went crazy and started getting all obscene.

By: Pete

Pete — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 19:33:39 +0000

And then there was this strange comment:

“I love you. I will prove it when you get on all fours.”

and this one:

“This is a true story I have titled “I”: I am what some would call a liberal. I am someone who lived abouve this refuge. I am someone who have been all through the refuge “they” speak of. This refuge is very boring and cold. The things that are down in this refuge are in abundance everywhere else and people have no clue what’s it like. I know and it sucks there. email me if you have a question”

By: Pete

Pete — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 19:23:47 +0000

Here’s my favorite “Dick Man” comment:

The emerald and the OC are one in the same. Research it and you will find little difference between the two besides the classifieds and the OC is easier to tell it to go fuck yourself.

“tell it to go fuck yourself.”
“tell it to go fuck yourself.”
“tell it to go fuck yourself.”
It just gets funnier everytime…

By: Sho

Sho — Tue, 20 Apr 2004 18:39:01 +0000

If you want to see a page of vitriolic comments by “kyledickman” check this out.

If “kyledickman” and the Emerald freelancer are one and the same, I hope that he has since learned the difference between “then” and “than” and other important facets of the English language.