Democracy In Action
The kids at MoveOn.org have probably lost all hope if bake sales are all they have left.
In other Democracy related news, we have the first and most exclusive images from the ASUO executive debates, as well as a small amount of video footage. Sadly, TGraf was not allowed to participate because he had “failed to respond to an email message” or something equally moronic. Just one more example of that fascist Stephanie Day trying to keep the Pantsless Revolution down. Click the link below for pictures.
The candidates prepare for a long night of dodging questions.
Adam looks scared and Mena looks confused.
Adam, obviously worn out from all the running around questions he’s been doing, takes a short nap as Mena dodges a question in his stead.
Adam gets all whiny about being asked to justify his existence by a pantsless man.
Adrian Gilmore, the only decent candidate and therefore the least likely to win, actually answers a question. Ben Strawn looks on and wishes that one day he, too, might be cool and smart like Adrian.
Diana cuts Ben off to “answer” a question. She goes on to talk about APASU one hell of a lot.
For a fellow Econ major, Ben sure doesn’t think about incentives or budget constraints much. He must be one of those “normative” guys we’re always hearing so much about
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Ben says something, it doesn’t even matter what.
Nick and Joe, who would be good candidates if they knew anything about laws and rules pertaining to the Incidental Fee, say a few words about what it’s like to be a losing ticket. Guy in hat blocks my shot.
The OC’s very own Ben Brown uses his manly physique to intimidate the other candidates. Click Picture For Video of Ben Laying The Smack Down
Ben drives home the point about a shirts optional campus.
Ben looks like a man possessed, thanks Photoshop!
As the evening went on, the moderator became less and less friendly. Bitch.
Also, she really hated Ben. A lot.
Look at him in his trucker hat and numbered shirt. I’ll bet he even drinks PBR. That fucking hipster. Message to Eddy: DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL FUCKING SUCKS AND SO DO THE STROKES, HIPSTER!
And, lastly:
Having been denied his rightful spot at the table with the other candidates, Tyler “The Crusher” Graf still manages to make a complete mockery of the debates. VIVA LA REVOLUCION SIN PANTALONES!
