Elections: Mark This Day In History
As we and The ODE have endorsed the same candidate for ASUO Executive. I knew that Schmidt certainly couldn’t be worse than Kleckner when the year started, and I’ve actually been pleasantly surprised at how sensible a lot of the ODE editorial positions have been this year. Not that I’m going soft on them, just take a look at their idiot columnists, but it’s good to see the ODE do more than just endorse the Suite Four candidate.
In other elections news, I think I’ve discovered exactly why nobody votes: The candidates are really goddamn annoying during the election. The last thing people want is a poorly painted, foam-core house accosting them with leaflets. And what’s with that damn dollar sign ($) and pill? Also, why were Ben and Diana arrhythmically tromping past Johnson Hall with looks of consternation upon their furrowed brows? The music to which they were doing this was also quite bad. Kids, if you want elections turnout to be higher, don’t try so hard to bother the hell out of the electorate as it tries to make its way to Elementary Analysis at 10am.

