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Damn. I wanted to be Ghostface Killah.

I guess I’ll have to settle for Master Bandit. Get your Wu Name here. Anyone who gets Lazy-assed prophet is welcome at my house.

10 Responses to “Damn. I wanted to be Ghostface Killah.”

  1. Courtney Says:

    Respected Professional. That doesn’t really sound very thug.

    And you know me. I’m all about the thug.

  2. Timothy Says:

    As “Timothy Dreier”: Violent Beggar
    As “Tim Dreier”: Thunderous Specialist
    As “Timothy Andrew Dreier”: Tough Wizard

    Personally, “Thunderous Specialist” is my favorite. Although, “Violent Beggar” ain’t half bad, as I too am all about the thug.

  3. Courtney Says:

    Okay okay as Courtney Ginnan Sweet I am…

    Vulgar Commander!!!!

  4. Timothy Says:

    Tizzight, as they say in accordance with prophesy

  5. Sho Says:

    Say hi to Unlucky Lover, yo.

  6. Timothy Says:

    Perfect.

  7. Tyler Says:

    As Tyler Whitney Graf I’m Lazy-assed Contender, which sounds more like a nick name my mother would give me than a thuggish street name. However, as Tyler Graf I’m Irate Dominator. Ooooohyeeeeah!

    I like the sound of that, bitches!

    Irate Dominator out.

  8. John Says:

    Insane Dreamer w/out the middle name.
    Visual Assassin w/ the middle name.

  9. pril Says:

    Irate Bastard, reprezentin.

  10. Olly Says:

    “Visual Genius”, apparently.

    Hmm. My actual name sounds more hardcore than my ostensible Wu name. There’s something not quite right about that.